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You can smoke or drink on a golf course without interrupting the game, and you can take a leak - something you can't do on a squash court and shouldn't do in a swimming pool.

P. J. O'Rourke
Golf, Swimming, Games
P.J. O'Rourke (2015). “Thrown Under the Omnibus”, p.507, Atlantic Books Ltd
You can smoke or drink on a golf course without interrupting the game, and you can take a leak - something you can't do on a squash court and shouldn't do in a swimming pool.