Authors:

Stay away from girls who cry a lot or who look like they get pregnant easily or have careers.

P. J. O'Rourke (2010). “Driving Like Crazy: Thirty Years of Vehicular Hell-Bending, Celebrating America the Way It's Supposed To Be With an Oi”, p.23, Grove/Atlantic, Inc.
Stay away from girls who cry a lot or who look like they get pregnant easily or have careers.