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I was the world's ugliest baby. When I was born, the doctor slapped everybody.

Phyllis Diller
Baby, Doctors, World
Phyllis Diller (2006). “Like a Lampshade in a Whorehouse: My Life in Comedy”, p.20, Penguin
I was the world's ugliest baby. When I was born, the doctor slapped everybody.