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Accountants Quotes

I've got an accountant who's been with me forty years. If he makes a mistake, he dies.

I've got an accountant who's been with me forty years. If he makes a mistake, he dies.

"What I've Learned: Don Rickles". Interview with Mike Sager, www.esquire.com. January 29, 2007.

My accountant regularly asks to take me to lunch. I always say I can't afford it.

"Anne Robinson: 'I was paid £300 a week for Points of View, now I'm worth £30m'". Interview with Roz Lewis, www.telegraph.co.uk. December 20, 2015.

I have more faith in my bra than I have in my accountant.

Laurie Notaro (2011). “It Looked Different on the Model: Epic Tales of Impending Shame and Infamy”, p.96, Villard