Airports Quotes - Page 7
I have metal in my body, so every time I go to an airport ,the metal detector goes off.
Jesse Ventura (2016). “Sh*t Politicians Say: The Funniest, Dumbest, Most Outrageous Things Ever Uttered By Our "Leaders"”, p.156, Skyhorse Publishing, Inc.
George F. Will (1978). “The pursuit of happiness, and other sobering thoughts”, HarperCollins Publishers
I got religion in the airport, my Lord. They caught me waiting on my baggage when I was bored.
Song: Let It Shine, Album: Long May You Run
Mignon McLaughlin (2014). “Aperçus: The Aphorisms of Mignon McLaughlin”, p.59, BookBaby