It's like an Alcatraz around my neck
From 1934 to 1963, the biggest criminals in America ended up on Alcatraz. Nowadays they end up on Wall Street.
You get to Alcatraz by being the worst of the worst. Unless you're me. I came here because my mother said I had to.
So, you wrecked Alcatraz Island, made Mount St. Helens explode, and displaced half a million people, but at least you're safe." "Yep, that pretty much covers it.