Arses Quotes - Page 2

A Duke couldn't have the arse hanging out of his trousers when meeting foreign diplomats. Actually even plain old Sam Vimes never had the arse hanging out of his trousers, either, but no one would have actually started a war if he had.

I worked in Harrods as a sales girl and I was so lazy, I just sat on my arse all day. Now I have huge respect for shop girls. It was boring, so I tried to shoplift things, but we'd always get our bags checked.

Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse ... but enough about Kanye West

The other man's arse is always cleaner!

I am naive. I make mistakes - But I don't give a rat's arse how I am perceived!

Lucy: I don't understand men. Nettie: What is there to understand? If you feed 'em regular-like and give 'em a bit of 'sugar' now and then, they're easy enough. And if they don't behave, you just toss 'em out on their arses. That's what I always say.

One day, maybe not in the next few weeks, but certainly in the conceivable future, someone will be able to refer to me without using the word 'arse' somewhere in the sentence.

All my friends seem to be smart arses. Don't ask me why. Like many things, it is what it is.

If I could dance like the ladies can, it would have been my arse on your screens.

Having just had a baby, I'm not going to be thinking about my arse.

The only thing I get from the theatre is a sore arse.

Destiny can sometimes be history coming back to bite you in the arse.

Whoever designed this frigging map was having a laugh. Just around the corner, my arse.

That is NOT the arse of a £7million player!

I do ride a bicycle occasionally, but not those stupid stationary ones you see in gyms. I do have one of those, I must confess, but its quite literally a pain in the arse, so I dont use it.

People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

The greatest monarch on the proudest throne is obliged to sit upon his own arse.