If I Could Quotes

I'd be a billionaire if I could get a dollar for all the bullsh*t that I hear a day.

If I could find anything blacker than black, I'd use it.

If I could sing, it would be lovely.

If I could have said it, I shouldn't have had to dance it.

If I could say with words what my dances express, I wouldn’t have a reason to dance.

If I could say it, I would not have to dance it.

If I could meet anybody? The prophet Muhammad.

If I could have banned them all...I would have!

If I could only have one more day, I could do a great painting.

At 60, I could do the same things I could do at 30, if I could only remember what those things are.

You can't get a dolphin. What are you gonna do, like, put it in your pool?

If I could be anyone, it would be Brad Pitt.

I'd go without food if I could have a flower.

If I could take my entire savings in place of something, I’d chose time.

If I could have done anything more, it would have been less

I'm not allowed to bet, but if I could, my money would be on you.

If I could explain golf, I'd be a genius.

If I could say this I wouldn't have to paint.

If I could go back to my younger self, I'd be like, "Not everything's permanent."

If I could change one thing about myself... I would try to control my generosity.

If I could predict the trends, they would already be there.

If I could work with Joan Van Ark every day for the rest of my life I would.

If I could, I'd live in the nude, like Eve in paradise.

If I could make noise with anything, I was going to.

I seldom ever missed a Gary Cooper picture if I could manage to see it.