Artemis Quotes

I don't like lollipops.

Stay back, human. You don't know what you're dealing with.

Certainly, Doctor. Let's talk about your chair. Victorian?

Knock yourself out... Or rather, don't.

Radomosity, thought Artemis. And he felt like weeping.

But even though there were plenty of teeth in the grin, there was no heart.

Trust me. I haven't been wrong yet.

I don't suppose you would consider peaceful surrender?

Can you get it? (Jaden) If I swear myself to eternal slavery to Artemis. Yes. (Acheron) I’d rather trade places with Prometheus and have my innards ripped out every day. (Jaden) So would I. (Acheron)

What do you want, Acheron? (Artemis) You know what I want. After all I’m the top of the Food Chain and you…you’re the Food. (Acheron)

It’s a gift. (Artemis) Nothing is ever freely given. (Acheron)

I hate you! (Artemis) Don’t keep saying that, Artie. It’s cruel to get my hopes up. (Acheron)

Artemis Entreri: Do not underestimate Jarlaxle. Many have; they all are dead.

How was your... eh... trip?" Artemis felt the sting of tears in his own eyes. "Um, eventful.

Artemis ducked. Cudgeon didn't. Guess what? Artemis was smarter.