Fowl Quotes

I don't like lollipops.

We shall sooner have the fowl by hatching the egg than by smashing it.

Artemis Fowl will never be secondary." "I thought you were Artemis Fowl the Second?" said Holly.

Being in command means making tough decisions. Not being in command means shutting up and doing what you're told. --Artemis Fowl

Butler was seeing the world as it was, complete with L.E.P retrival team

Mr Leopold Bloom ate with relish the inner organs of beasts and fowls. He liked thick giblet soup, nutty gizzards, a stuffed roast heart, liverslices fried with crustcrumbs, fried hencods' roes. Most of all he liked grilled mutton kidneys which gave to his palate a fine tang of faintly scented urine.

Have you ever heard of the theory of relativity?" Artemis blinked. "Is this a joke? I have traveled through time, Doctor. I think I know a little something about relativity.

It's like learning to ride a unicorn. You never forget.

The wolf howled under the leaves And spit out the prettiest feathers Of his meal of fowl: Like him I consume myself.

If I win, I'm a prodigy. If I lose, then I'm crazy. That's the way history is written.

I am monarch of all I survey, My right there is none to dispute, From the centre all round to the sea, I am lord of the fowl and the brute.

I never fancied broiling fowls; - though once broiled, judiciously buttered, and judgmatically salted and peppered, there is no one who will speak more respectfully, not to say reverentially, of a broiled fowl than I will.

Stay back, human. You don't know what you're dealing with.

To him who is stinted of food a boiled turnip will relish like a roast fowl.

Listen to me, goblin. You're stupid, let's accept that and move on.

Shut up, Julius! I mean, quiet a moment, Commander.

Fowl never tastes as savory when you're hungry for venison.

As sheepish as a fox captured by a fowl. [Fr., Honteux comme un renard qu'une poule aurait pris.]

I'm right there with you, darlin'. Unless you step on a landmine, in which case I'm way back in the Operations Room.

(to Foaly) Captain Short's life is in danger, so push the button before I climb that tower and push it with your face!

Let us proceed under the assumption that the fairy folk do exist, and that I am not a gibbering moron.

Whosoever loveth wisdom is righteous, but he that keepeth company with fowl is weird.

Certainly, Doctor. Let's talk about your chair. Victorian?

Knock yourself out... Or rather, don't.

(about his terrible attempt at making a sandwich) It's more difficult than it looks. (Artemis Fowl)