Assistants Quotes

Never have I had such assistants to disrobe me, and never have I put off my clothes before such a company

The physician is only nature's assistant.

A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed, a shop assistant calls out: 'Can I help, sir?' 'No thanks,' says the blind bloke. 'Just looking.'

If you take a bunch of superstars and put them in a room where they don't have their assistants and entourage, it's funny to see what happens.

Wherever my work may take me in the near future even if you should see me one day within the fortress - you can always count on me as your reliable assistant.

I'm worried he's going to ... do something crazy." "He lives in a hole in the ground, dresses funny, and occasionally eats his assistants," Eve said. "Define crazy.

I must have assistants who will solve their own problems and tell me later what they've done.

But then, so far as I know, I am the only performer who ever pledged his assistants to secrecy, honor and allegiance under a notarial oath.

We are but the instruments or assistants, by whom God works.

I was raised in a Bronx public housing project, but studied at two of the nation's finest universities. I did work as an assistant district attorney, prosecuting violent crimes that devastate our communities.

Coach Graham rode you pretty hard, didn't he?" he said. I could barely muster a "yeah." That's a good thing," the assistant told me. When you're screwing up and nobody says anything to you anymore, it means they've given up on you.

Well, I guess that early 12 string. The first Martin I bought. I bought it around 1957 with money I earned as a janitor assistant. I bought brand new. I still have that.

I could do nothing without my problems; they toughen my mind. In fact, I tell my assistants not to bring me their successes for they weaken me, but rather to bring me their problems, for they strengthen me.

I don't believe that your phone should be an assistant.

I was an assistant once. I worked for Rob Reiner and his family. I did sign a confidentiality agreement, though.

Is Jesus a Saviour who saves you, or is he an assistant who helps you save yourself?

If you want to drop off the face of the earth, just be an assistant coach.

I call myself the assistant cult leader.

I like to disappear in my roles because I don't have an assistant.

I hate the word assistant. No one works for me. I work with everyone because I couldn't do anything without the people that I work with.

I've been an assistant for seven years now and I haven't had one head coaching interview. I'm doing something wrong.

I have a very normal life. I go to the grocery store, I go to Target. I don't have an assistant, I don't have an entourage.

The presence of irony does not necessarily mean that the earnestness is excluded. Only assistant professors assume that.

In Washington, a confidential assistant is someone who, if you don't want to know something, you go and ask him and he won't tell you.

Even someone as lowly as an assistant U.S. attorney has to undergo a background check, and you're asked a series of very invasive questions, and you're expected to tell the truth and they're under penalty of perjury. And you're asked those questions so you can't be blackmailed or extorted.