Bananas Quotes - Page 2

No fruit dies so vile and offensive a death as the banana.

How to defend yourself against a banana

If it were not for me, the Gracies would be selling Bananas in Largo do Machado!

Don't put Banana and Hammock in the same sentence

I always have bananas with me for energy.

What a shame it is for a nation to be developing without a sense of beauty, and eating bananas for breakfast.

I'm getting so old, I don't even buy green bananas anymore.

This is America, not a banana republic.

Me Grandad is 74 and he's football bananas, so me nan gets loads of grief.

You have to have a certain persona to be a star, you know, and I don't have that. I'm a banana.

When it gets into these spikes, with shortages and uproar and so forth, people go bananas, but that's capitalism.

I liked the banana-seat bikes with the high handlebars - maybe a card in the wheel could have been part of it.

They travel best in gangs, hanging around like clumps of bananas, thick skinned and yellow.

My belief about acting in one foot on a banana peel and the other one in the grave.

As great as Ed is, the wisdom out here is that he can't carry a movie. They'll pay him $3 million to be the second banana in Julia Roberts things. But they won't put up $3 million for an Ed Harris movie.

I look at you and wham, I'm head over heals. I guess that love is like a banana peel.

Well, it's nice being top banana in the shock department.

Always take a banana to a party.

Ripe bananas are the mark of a good produce section. A good produce section is the mark of a superior grocery store. A superior grocery store is the mark of a good man.

When you slip on a banana peel, people laugh at you. But when you tell people you slipped on a banana peel, it's your laugh.

If someone throws a banana at me in the street, I will go to prison because I will kill him.

And they have a display of bananas, which are not bananas but called plantains and are more like a potato pretending to be a banana.

Incompetence is a double-edged banana.

I will get married when I build a house in Banana Island

I'm 100 percent clean. I'm doing this off of nuts and bananas.