Never make eye contact with anyone while eating a banana
I blow up fireworks all the time, and I love making milkshakes and banana splits.
People ask me how I stay thin, and I'm like, 'When you go to the grocery store, buy more bananas than cookies.'
You don't come in here on Sunday with a big banana and expect everything to be peaches.
You can't stand up for Canada with a banana for a backbone.
Anything can happen. The great banana peel of existence is always on the floor somewhere.
Goals are like bananas, they come in bunches.
You never know where to look when eating a banana.
If you can't think because you can't chew, try a banana.
I've heard that fact, that is you eat more than six bananas it will kill you. I saw a bowl with seven bananas in it and I thought, that's dangerous.
Yeah, I like cars and basketball. But you know what I like more? Bananas.
Something will pop up in my head. It could be like the weirdest thing. Like all'a sudden like I have like a jumping banana in my head.
I will not accept racism at all. It's unacceptable. If someone throws a banana at me in the street, I will go to jail, because I will kill them.
Never interrupt me when I'm eating a banana.
Technology has the shelf life of a banana.
Life is full of banana skins. You slip, you carry on.
We share half our genes with the banana.
You know the black bits in bananas? Are they tarantulas' eggs?
Believe it or not, bananas do contain a small quantity of Musa Sapientum bananadine, which is a mild, short-lasting psychedelic.
Cybernetics is NOT the banana.
Whenever I try to spell 'banana,' I feel stupid because I don't know when to end it.
Everything goes with short hair. It's bananas.
Honduras was the original 'banana republic,' and its poverty remains extreme.
My mother always used to say: 'The older you get, the better you get, unless you're a banana.'
I'm going to buy some green bananas because by the time I get home they'll be ripe.
