Bananas Quotes - Page 4

Umm... So I just realized Ive been peeling bananas wrong my entire life. Thank you animal planet.

[ Christianity], in and of itself, sets itself apart inherently, and so, for somebody to say, Well it just seems to me like you can pick between all these religions and still have the same thing. Its kind of like somebody saying, You could pick between 80 bananas and one apple and say you have a banana. You cant call that apple a banana.

There was a period when I was getting a lot of banana bread, because I mentioned someone cooked me banana bread, and then everyone cooked me baked stuff, and I would take it to the hotel, and it was making me fat.

Ms. Sophia was evil bananas.

You get to have some mischief before you're basically a blackened banana, impotent, and nothing to be afraid of.

He could not understand why he had needed so many words to explain what he felt in war because one was enough: fear. ~Jose Aracadio Segundo Buendia After the second banana slaughter

A Tom Ford three-piece makes you feel so confident, it's bananas.

Such a movement would cause the ACLU to go bananas!

Jeez banana! Shut your freaking gob!

If you must eat a banana in public, never make eye contact.

It really drives me banana sangwich.

It's like a banana farm for guns!

To be honest, I think bananas are a pathetic fruit.