Top 10 Best God Quotes - Quoted Daily

Don't be a salad. Be the best god damn broccoli you can ever be.

Salad, Being The Best, Best God

God gives His best to those who leave the choice to Him.

Giving, Choices, Best God

Eric Ludy, Leslie Ludy (2009). “When God Writes Your Love Story (Expanded Edition): The Ultimate Guide to Guy/Girl Relationships”, p.180, Multnomah

Slight was the thing I bought, small was the debt I thought, Poor was the loan at best - God! but the interest!

Debt, Poor, Best God

Paul Laurence Dunbar, Joanne M. Braxton (1993). “The Collected Poetry of Paul Laurence Dunbar”, p.213, University of Virginia Press

Prayer is the difference between the best we can do and the best God can do.

Prayer, Differences, Best God

Twitter post from Nov 16, 2012

Perhaps the best god would be like a woman, because only women really knew how to forgive

Forgiving, Would Be, Best God

Rudolfo A. Anaya (1972). “Bless Me, Ultima: A Novel”, Tqs Publications

If we do our best, God will do the rest.

Best God, Gods Will, Ifs

Joyce Meyer (2008). “Be Anxious for Nothing: The Art of Casting Your Cares and Resting in God”, p.47, Hachette UK

At best, God can be viewed as nothing more than an uncaring incompetent father-figure

Father, Best God, Figures

If this is the best God can do, I'm not impressed.

Atheism, Best God, Diseased

George Carlin (2002). “Napalm & Silly Putty”, Hyperion

The things which must be, must be for the best, God helps us do our duty and not shrink, And trust His mercy humbly for the rest.

Helping, Mercy, Best God

A fundie claimed "God invented science". All of science is tentative and approximate, also sometimes mistaken. Is that the best God can do?

Sometimes, Best God, Mistaken

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