Salad Quotes

Koolaid is goyish. All Drake's Cakes are goyish. Pumpernickel is Jewish, and, as you know, white bread is very goyish. Instant potatoes - goyish. Black cherry soda's very Jewish. Macaroons are very Jewish - very Jewish cake. Fruit salad is Jewish. Lime Jell-O is goyish. Lime soda is very goyish. Trailer parks are so goyish that Jews won't go near them.

Anyway, like I was saying, shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, sautes it. There's, um, shrimp ka-bobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo, pan-fried, deep-fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich... That's, that's about it.

Caesar salad is one of my favourite lunch foods. You can shovel it in and talk at the same time.

A salad is not a meal, it is a style.

What is more refreshing than salads when your appetite seems to have deserted you, or even after a capacious dinner — the nice, fresh, green, and crisp salad, full of life and health, which seems to invigorate the, palate and dispose the masticating powers to a much longer duration.

A well-made salad must have a certain uniformity; it should make perfect sense for those ingredients to share a bowl.

What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art.

He toss my salad like his name Romaine

The great thing about McDonald's is that they have a lot of different things on the menu. I love their salads.

My salad days, When I was green in judgment.

One of the benefits of eating salad is that you can eat tons of it and never be satisfied.

A fruit salad is delicious precisely because each fruit maintains its own flavor.

A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands.

Don't be a salad. Be the best god damn broccoli you can ever be.

Man cannot live by bread alone. Every once in awhile he needs a salad.

Who puts strawberries in a salad? Seriously, is this a thing now? Is it a thing I don't know about? Is it an American thing? It can be. It's freaking me out.

Acting in "Star Wars," I felt like a raisin in a giant fruit salad, and I didn't even know who the cantaloupes were.

Vulgarity is the garlic in the salad of charm.

Cholesterol is a substance in the blood that causes you to eat salads.

Once you put bacon into a salad it's no longer a salad, it just becomes a game of find the bacon in the lettuce. It's like you're panning for gold, hmmmmm, EUREKA!

Salad is never more appetizing than when served in a large wooden bowl.

In LA, I live on sushi or salad.

Twenty-five years ago I couldn`t walk down the street without being recognized. Now I can put a cap on, walk anywhere and no one pays me any attention. They don`t ask me about my movies and they don`t ask me about my salad dressing because they don`t know who I am. Am I happy about this? You bet.

You cannot see the lettuce and the dressing without suspecting a salad.

Have a colourful plate. I make a spinach salad with things like blueberries, apples and carrots.