I was well known to African Americans before Bill Clinton discovered me. He was like Christopher Columbus riding up on something he didn't understand.
Bill Hicks wasn't just a comic, he was a crusader against humanity's relentless capacity to underachieve
I love to ride my bike, which is great aerobics, but also just a great time for me to think, so it's like this terrific double bill.
If you want to die, don't make a mistake and not quite kill yourself because the medical bills in America are hideous.
Bill Gore from Goretex was a very strong influence because he was one of the first larger companies to experiment with freedom in the workplace.
If my client calls me and says, 'I'm going to a friend's premiere,' I'll say, 'Come over and let's do something cute.' And I won't bill them for that.
Given that we are passing the climate change bill, which is based on the supposition that the climate is getting warmer, let me point out that it is now snowing outside, in October.
We have been through a period where we see power leaching away from Washington. Who is more important in the world today: Bill Clinton or Bill Gates? I don't know.
My very first job was something called Nobodys Watching, that Bill Lawrence who created Scrubs, it was his pilot. It was my very first TV job, and it was a sitcom. Ever since that experience, Ive been so itching to get back to that kind of environment and just to be involved with comedy.
Bill Maher does something amazing in Religulous. He makes Michael Moore look incredibly likable in comparison.
There is no such thing as a 'free' government benefit. Ask small-business owners who are footing skyrocketing bills for bottomless jobless benefits.
Lombardi, Shula, Landry and Gibbs were innovators. Bill Walsh was a visionary . . . .
If I had to vote for the bill again, I'd vote for it tomorrow.
They thought I was a success as soon as I started paying the bills.
The underlying part of any comprehensive immigration bill is family unit.
I feel very honored to be playing with Bill Pierce. He's such a great musician.
Why do I have an issue with banks? They have their greedy fingers in everyones money. No other industry has the power to deduct a bill or fees directly from your own bank account without so much as a notice.
That's an important Obama accomplishment: he raised taxes back to Bill Clinton levels, and made a major dent in inequality doing so. That's certain to be reversed, that's going to disappear. The Republicans are going to slash the rich's taxes.
Presentationally, Bill Clinton is a US President to die for. The truth is, far too many have.
That customer service representative is crazy, if he think I am going to pay that bill.
The healthcare reform bill now includes a tanning booth tax of 10 percent. You know what this means? This whole thing could be funded by the cast of 'Jersey Shore.'
Newt Gingrich wrote a novel, and he's a short story. Bill Clinton wrote a biography, and he's a novel.
Ronald Reagan has a story for every occasion. Bill Clinton has an excuse for every occasion.
I just like to keep working and being able to pay my bills.
One of the high spots of the decade for me was offering the bill which culminated in the tax act of 1986, which brought rates down. That was the most difficult problem to solve: how to make the tax system of the United States more fair. We tried to make it simpler, but we failed on that one.
