Bugs Quotes - Page 3

Fancy optimizers have fancy bugs.

There's no such thing as a simple cache bug.

A flat black bug, that is London.

Nothing seems to please a fly so much as to be taken for a currant; and if it can be baked in a cake and palmed off on the unwary, it dies happy.

Testing is the process of comparing the invisible to the ambiguous, so as to avoid the unthinkable happening to the anonymous.

She is a water bug on the surface of life.

Once bitten, you seldom lose the political bug.

With software products, it is usual to find that the software has major `bugs' and does not work reliably for some users... The lay public, familiar with only a few incidents of software failure, may regard them as exceptions caused by exceptionally inept programmers. Those of us who are software professionals know better; the most competent programmers in the world cannot avoid such problems.

I have to think as Bugs Bunny, not of Bugs Bunny.

Second law: The complexity barrier. Software complexity (and therefore that of bugs) grows to the limits of our ability to manage that complexity.

About 90 percent of the downtime comes from, at most, 10 percent of the defects.

Anyone can squash a bug but all professors of this world couldn't build one.

Life was simple when you were a Shield Bug.

The spider's touch, how exquisitely fine! Feels at each thread, and lives along the line.

I get a lot of stuff from Germany - stuffed bugs and tarantulas.

Frogs are smart - they eat what bugs them.

My reply is: the software has no known bugs, therefore it has not been updated.

Product quality has almost nothing to do with defects or their lack.

Camp life is demanding, and even the simplest daily routine becomes a chore in a climate with 90 per cent humidity, not to mention the bugs.

So that makes us robbers of robbers," said Bug, "who pretend to be robbers working for a robber of other robbers.

Compared to the bugs and the spiders and flies, I am an apeman.

Greenspun's Tenth Rule of Programming: any sufficiently complicated C or Fortran program contains an ad hoc informally-specified bug-ridden slow implementation of half of Common Lisp.

Where there are two bugs, there is likely to be a third.

I know I'm a person who's been bugged for years about the up and down weight thing.

The animated bug has bitten pop culture. It makes me feel happy and free. When you don't act seriously, you can make up your own rules.