Bugs Quotes

If debugging is the process of removing software bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.

How brave a ladybug must be! Each drop of rain is big as she. Can you imagine what you'd do, If raindrops fell as big as you?

From then on, when anything went wrong with a computer, we said it had bugs in it.

Fame is an odd thing. It bugs you a little bit, but it's really not bad.

It's true, I had hacked into a lot of companies, and took copies of the source code to analyze it for security bugs. If I could locate security bugs, I could become better at hacking into their systems. It was all towards becoming a better hacker.

When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.

One bug in an SMTP server can open up the whole machine for intrusion.

Natural grass is a wonderful thing for little bugs and sinkerball pitchers.

Program testing can be used to show the presence of bugs, but never to show their absence!

You know who must be very secure in their masculinity? Male ladybugs.

Wherever there's light, there's bugs.

Once the love bug wears off, as it inevitably does, you are shocked to discover that you really didn't know the object of your affections at all. We know this to be so, even as we repeat the same mistake over and over and over.

It really bugs me that someone will tell me, after I spent 20 years being educated, how I'm supposed to think.

Avoiding complexity reduces bugs.

A design remedy that prevents bugs is always preferable to a test method that discovers them.

I am rather fond of ladybugs. They are so delightfully hemispherical.

Sometimes you're the windshield; sometimes you're the bug.

Busy as a one legged man in an ass kicking contest.

When I find a ladybug I ask the butler to take it outside instead of killing it.

Given enough eyeballs, all bugs are shallow (e.g., given a large enough beta-tester and co-developer base, almost every problem will be characterized quickly and the fix obvious to someone).

A test that reveals a bug has succeeded, not failed.

Bugs is who we want to be. Daffy is who we are.

Some days you're the bug, some days you're the windshield.

Hey, we all have our fear. Mine is bugs and lobsters!

Look at the Bethlehem birth. A king ordered a census. Joseph was forced to travel. Mary, as round as a ladybug, bounced on a donkey's back. The hotel was full. The hour was late. The event was one big hassle. Yet, out of the hassle, hope was born. It still is.