Code Quotes - Page 2

Being codependent means that when you die, someone else's life passes before your eyes.

in all codependent relationships, the rescuer needs the victim as much as the victim needs the rescuer.

Yes, we have a dress code. You have to dress.

Testing by itself does not improve software quality. Test results are an indicator of quality, but in and of themselves, they don't improve it. Trying to improve software quality by increasing the amount of testing is like trying to lose weight by weighing yourself more often. What you eat before you step onto the scale determines how much you will weigh, and the software development techniques you use determine how many errors testing will find. If you want to lose weight, don't buy a new scale; change your diet. If you want to improve your software, don't test more; develop better.

A person who is fundamentally honest doesn't need a code of ethics. The Ten Commandments and the Sermon on the Mount are all the ethical code anybody needs.

Don't document bad code - rewrite it.

Moral codes adjust themselves to environmental conditions.

I guess to me religion is a kind of moral code.

You can't trust code that you did not totally create yourself.

Whenever possible, steal code.

Modernity is not about dress codes.

The only way to truly be protected at all times is to claim your personal power with the highest code of ethics and responsibility. If you are centered in this type of power, the power of the universe supports you, and no one and nothing can defeat you.

Code writers, they are my idols.

It is written in the code of love: He who strikes the blow is himself struck down.

If you are alive and conscious, you are probably codependent.

Good visual layout shows the logical structure of a program.

There is a sort of an unwritten code in Washington, among the underworld and the hustlers and these other guys that I am their friend.

I speak as your native guide to the mysterious tribe called the English. Dress code is everything. You can be a card-carrying Nazi, you can pay gigolos to eat gnocchi out of your navel and you won't be pilloried -- as long as you never, ever wear linen with tweed.

Are you quite sure that all those bells and whistles, all those wonderful facilities of your so called powerful programming languages, belong to the solution set rather than the problem set?

It's hard enough to find an error in your code when you're looking for it; it's even harder when you've assumed your code is error-free.

For all the folks getting excited about my quotes. Here is another - Yes, I am a terrible coder, but I am probably still better than you :)

Design adds value faster than it adds cost.

This dress code should be mandatory for most events.

I am sure that the Israelis and the Pentagon and everyone else are searching through this Bible Code minute by minute to see what the future holds.

Programs should be written and polished until they acquire publication quality.