Funny Inspirational Quotes

Everyone has a doctor in him or her; we just have to help it in its work. The natural healing force within each one of us is the greatest force in getting well. Our food should be our medicine. Our medicine should be our food. But to eat when you are sick, is to feed your sickness.

If you are not your own doctor, you are a fool.

Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place.

To become truly great, one has to stand with people, not above them.

Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper.

‎Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.

If you don't have wrinkles, you haven't laughed enough.

Start with good people, lay out the rules, communicate with your employees, motivate them and reward them. If you do all those things effectively, you can't miss.

People have to follow their hearts, and if their hearts lead them to Wal-Mart, so be it.

Pressure is something you feel when you do not know what you are doing.

In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.

All things come to those who wait.

Nothing will benefit human health and increase the chances for survival of life on Earth as much as the evolution to a vegetarian diet.

Happiness does not come from doing easy work but from the afterglow of satisfaction that comes after the achievement of a difficult task that demanded our best.

Until you have learned to be tolerant with those who do not always agree with you; until you have cultivated the habit of saying some kind word of those whom you do not admire; until you have formed the habit of looking for the good instead of the bad there is in others, you will be neither successful nor happy.

I consider that a man's brain originally is like a little empty attic, and you have to stock it with such furniture as you choose.

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain - and most fools do.

Good humor is a tonic for mind and body. It is the best antidote for anxiety and depression. It is a business asset. It attracts and keeps friends. It lightens human burdens. It is the direct route to serenity and contentment.

You're at your best when you don't know what you're doing.

Never follow anyone else's path, unless you're in the woods and you're lost.

The competitor to be feared is one who never bothers about you at all, but goes on making his own business better all the time.

Here cometh April again, and as far as I can see the world hath more fools in it than ever.

If we're not willing to settle for junk living, we certainly shouldn't settle for junk food.