Computer Quotes - Page 20

Computers don't lie, but liars can compute.

I think the cybernetic matrix is a tremendous tool for feminizing, and radicalizing, and psychedelicizing the social matrix. I see computers as entirely feminine.

The purpose of computers is human freedom.

the mind is a neural computer

Laptop computers dramatically increased the time people spend doing work. (The internet dramatically decreased it, so we're even).

If you get 10,000 guys to put their ideal woman into a computer, it still comes out looking like Angelina Jolie.

When I think of God I feel like an ant crawling into a computer.

My computer is a very complex gadget and it was designed by many designers, so why must the universe have only a single designer and not many designers?

I can write faster on a typewriter than you can on a computer. I do 120 words a minute, and you can't do that on a computer.

I don't understand this whole thing about computers and the superhighway. Who wants to be in touch with all of those people?

It's amazing to me that owning your own computer was considered impossible.

Our lives sometimes depend on computers performing as predicted.

Chris Anderson is a computer-fabricated artifact.

I have a television, but it's not connected to anything. I watch everything on my computer.

You could have all the computer chips ever in the world and you won’t create a consciousness.

Nowadays shots are created in post-production, on computers. It's not really photography.

The potential of any technology is always dissipated by its users involvement in its predecessors...Computer are still serving mainly to sustain precomputer effects.

Don't wear rollerskates to a tug-of-war.

The purpose of most computer languages is to lengthen your resume by a word and a comma.

Sometimes I wish I could put an expiration date on my quotes.

Well I'm trying to think what I put in... I think I put in 'why?' to see if I'd confuse the computer.

User interface is customer service for the computer.

You know, in college, I never got either degree, but I was a double-major in Computer Science and English. And English at Berkeley, where I went to school, is very much creatively-driven. Basically, the entire bachelor's degree in English is all about bullshitting. And Computer Science, which was my other major, was exactly the opposite of that. You had to know what you were doing, and you had to know what you were talking about.

Above all, remember that the computer simply isn't as intelligent as you are.

It's hard to replace the gray matter that is inherent in every human being. No computer can do it quite that well yet.