Crank Quotes

I have been known as a crank, faddist, madman. Evidently the reputation is well deserved. For wherever I go, I draw to myself cranks, faddists, and madmen.

I'm not really wise. But I can be cranky.

I'm old enough and cranky enough now that if someone tried to tell me what to do, I'd tell them where to put it.

Nobody else took what I was doing seriously, so nobody would want to work with me. I was thought to be a bit eccentric and maybe cranky.

The humblest praise most, while cranks & malcontents praise least. Praise almost seems to be inner health made audible

Once we used to have to crank up our cars, now you can pop it on from inside your house. Everything has changed except how we get freedom.

My cranky cardiologist says I'm destined to die in the kitchen.

Excruciating agony makes me cranky.

Time travel was once considered scientific heresy, and I used to avoid talking about it for fear of being labelled a 'crank.'

I am discounting the reports of UFOs. Why would they appear only to cranks and weirdos?

Well in the end the world can crank itself up to sanctions, as it has with Zimbabwe, another sad case.

I still like to make crank calls.

And Seinfeld is so quick: we crank out one show a week, and the hours are very reasonable

You know, crankiness is at the essence of all comedy.

You ain't ever gonna get an Academy Award for doing 'Crank,' and you certainly won't for doing all the other movies I've done.

(Crank theories) always violated the first rule of a scientific model: they were uncheckable.

Life was good before I met the monster. After, life was great At least for a little while

I'm not the fastest writer. I can't just crank out ideas that are good enough.

My first single I was nominated for a Grammy with 'Crank That,' and I lost a Grammy to Kanye West, but it was still such a big deal for me to be nominated anyway.

I'm a Crank. I'm slowly going crazy. I keep wanting to chew off my own fingers and randomly kill people.

Was the fun in the fall?

More cranks take up unfashionable errors than unfashionable truths.

Men are all right for friends, but as soon as you marry them they turn into cranky old fathers, even the wild ones.

Akri infallible. Well, except for a couple of things, and we don’t talk about those ‘cause it makes akri cranky. I like that word ‘infallible.’ It just like me. Infallible. (Simi)

I would say I'm an ironist not a satirist. All you do is you take existing tendencies and crank them up, just turn up the volume dial. Which is a technique of science fiction, apart from anything else.