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Dad Quotes - Page 14

Do you even really know how vampires are made?' 'Well, when a mommy vampire and a daddy vampire love each other very much.

Cassandra Clare (2012). “Cassandra Clare: The Mortal Instruments Series (5 books): City of Bones; City of Ashes; City of Glass; City of Fallen Angels, City of Lost Souls”, p.1392, Simon and Schuster

Dear Mom and Dad, Leave $50,000 in a bag under the bridge on Decatur Street. If there is no bridge on Decatur Street, please build one.

Woody Allen (2007). “The Insanity Defense: The Complete Prose”, Random House Incorporated

I missed my dad a lot growing up, even though we were together as a family. My dad was really a workaholic. And he was always working.

"Spielberg: A director's life reflected in film". "60 Minutes" with Lesley Stahl, www.cbsnews.com. January 10, 2013.

I've always thought it was about finding the right person. But it's about choosing the right person, isn't it?

Lisa Kleypas (2015). “The Travis Family Series, Books 1-3: Blue-Eyed Devil, Smooth Taking Stranger and Sugar Daddy”, p.572, St. Martin's Press

My dad grew up basically in a hut in Taiwan without enough food to eat. And within one generation his son in America gets to do a comedy show about whatever he wants.

"‘Master of None’ Creators Aziz Ansari and Alan Yang on Turning Dinner Conversation into Michelin Star TV". Interview with Ben Travers, www.indiewire.com. November 6, 2015.