Nowadays you can't even spank your kids. No, gotta give 'em a time out. My dad would take time out of his busy day... to whip our ass.
When I was a kid, my parents had a 900-pound television on top of a TV tray. My dad's theory was, 'Let him pull it over his head a few times, he'll learn.'
You might be a redneck if you consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison.
You might be a redneck if you give your dad a gallon of Pepto-Bismol for his birthday.
You might be a redneck if on your first date you had to ask your Dad to borrow the keys to the tractor.
