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Dilbert Quotes

There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.

There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.

Scott Adams
Idiot, Dilbert, Danger
Scott Adams (2007). “Stick to Drawing Comics, Monkey Brain!: Cartoonist Explains Cloning, Blouse Monsters, Voting Machines, Romance, Monkey G ods, How to Avoid Being Mistaken for a Rodent, and More”, p.439, Penguin

I respectfully decline the invitation to join your hallucination.

Scott Adams
Aggravation, Hallucinations, Dilbert
Scott Adams (2012). “Dilbert 2.0: The Dot-com Bubble: 1998 TO 2000”, p.187, Andrews McMeel Publishing

Everybody is somebody's else's weirdo

Scott Adams
Dilbert, Weirdo

You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.

Scott Adams
Stupid, Underestimate, Dilbert

I'm like a Dilbert cartoon.

David Spade
Cartoon, Dilbert
"Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

Women are treated differently by society for exactly the same reason that children and the mentally handicapped are treated differently.

Scott Adams
Children, Reason, Dilbert
"'Dilbert' cartoonist Scott Adams draws feminist outrage" by Jeff Labrecque, www.ew.com. March 30, 2011.

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.

Scott Adams
Wisdom, Problem, Dilbert

Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.

Scott Adams
Wisdom, Needs, Dilbert

'Dilbert' became popular during the downsizing of the '90s, and job security was a major theme of the strip.

Scott Adams
Jobs, Dilbert, Theme

If the rest of your brain were conscious, it would probably regard you as the pointy-haired boss from Dilbert

Peter Watts
Boss, Brain, Dilbert
Peter Watts (2014). “Firefall”, p.555, Head of Zeus

I should have written that down. - Dilbert

Scott Adams
Should Have, Dilbert, Should

Your shower is ready - I turned it on last night.

Scott Adams
Night, Lasts, Dilbert

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