Dinner Quotes - Page 12

The thing is I'm very interested in bad taste, as anyone who's ever seen me perform or had dinner with me would know.

I'm the sort of person who takes a camera to dinner or a nightclub because I enjoy taking pictures of people. I tweet all my pictures, which is bad.

And even if she says no, and really means yes, then quite frankly she's playing games and isn't worth the price of dinner.

When I cook him dinner and I burn it black, he better say hmmm, I like it like that.

Most often the person you would die for would settle for dinner and a movie.

There are so many family dinners you can do. I eventually had to go to them and say, 'Look, I don't do spatula work. I don't do scenes with oven mitts. If you're looking for that, you've got the wrong guy. I'm not doing scenes about casseroles. It's not happening.

Billy Carter, who asked his brother Jimmy, Do you think you could get me on the Gong Show? Never got a dinner!

Jacques Cousteau, the last man to see Jimmy Hoffa. Never got a dinner!

Prayer is like Thanksgiving dinner. It takes one hour to eat it and ten hours to prepare it.

Food became, for dinner parties in the sixties, what abstract expressionism had been in the fifties.

Sneaking up on it sometimes helps: I've found I can be very productive for an hour before dinner, because there obviously isn't enough time to really do anything, so I can tell myself I'm just screwing around.

Avoid buying frozen dinners and processed foods, as they are often overloaded with salt.

What does a Californian make for dinner? Reservations.

Reagan didn't socialize with the press. He spent his evenings with Nancy, watching TV with dinner trays. But he knew that to transcend, you can't condescend.

Women always think that I'm Chandler, so if I don't joke around for half an hour they think that something's wrong. Then I explain that I don't have comedy writers scripting everything I'm saying at this particular dinner.

At the dinner table, if you can't think of anything to say, sit quietly. Don't throw rolls, or chew on your napkin.

Natalie Spenser was giving a dinner. She was not an easy hostess.

Never, ever ask a former clergyman to say the blessing over a holiday dinner. Not if you like your dinner warm, anyway.

You have to be generous if you want to spend your time making someone else dinner. Even if you're charging, you're still giving.

Maybe I’m old, but to me, ‘going out’ means going out to dinner. It’s about the conversation: someone recognizing your intellect, the charm of flirting, and really speaking to somebody.

Holly McGhee said I should come to dinner with them. That first dinner, I said something pretty smart-alecky, and Alison [McGhee] laughed really hard at it. It made me happy.

I love to cook, and I love to have all my family around the dinner table.

[Never underestimate] the power of dinner.

[Michael Flynn has] seen at a dinner party famously sitting next to Vladimir Putin.

We don't have to talk about faith and family at dinner-we just show it.