Dinner Quotes - Page 15

Nostradamus, who predicted that Billy Bailey would not come home. Never got a dinner!

Bluebeard, who said to Scottland Yard, How do I know how many wives I've killed? I'm not an accountant! Never got a dinner!

E.T., who said to Phyllis Diller, You look weird. Never got a dinner!

Stan Musial, who said, Why didn't they make me the first Polish pope? I was such a good Cardinal. Never got a dinner!

Saint Christopher, who said, Where can I get a Frank Sinatra medal? Never got a dinner!

The rule for hospitality and Irish "help," is, to have the same dinner every day throughout the year. At last, Mrs. O'Shaughnessylearns to cook it to a nicety, the host learns to carve it, and the guests are well served.

We pray to be conventional. But the wary Heaven takes care you shall not be, if there is anything good in you. Dante was very badcompany, and was never invited to dinner.

I hope in these days we have heard the last of conformity and consistency. Let the words be gazetted and ridiculous henceforward.Instead of the gong for dinner, let us hear a whistle from the Spartan fife.

I make a dog-friendly version of almost everything that we make for dinner.

I eat almost no lunch. I have a big dinner but I don't have a big lunch.

Practical gifts are another great way to be thoughtful, and they work for anything from birthdays to dinner-party gifts.

I've worked with Jack Warner and Jimmy Stewart - and Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, and Johnny Depp twice. I've had dinners with Fred Astaire and Cary Grant.

I like women who can throw a ball and laugh loud and have some spine, and I like men who don't mind cooking dinner.

After a good quality dinner one will be able to forgive anybody, still one's own relations.

I wouldn't go that far. But I know my way around the kitchen. I make dinner every night.

My dinner spot is usually in front of the TV. I'll grill a steak and whip up a salad and watch 'Hoarders.' I love it because a) I'm kind of voyeuristic, and b) every time I see an episode, I go to the one room where all my unpacked boxes wound up, and I throw out a box of stuff.

Sentinel meeting tonight,” Ria told her. “At Lucas's place.” “Time?” ... “Seven. Sascha's doing dinner.” “God save us all.” Sascha had decided she liked cooking. Unfortunately, cooking didn't like her back.

Dinner is often a stew of beans or legumes, which are awesome for dieting; they give you that meaty satisfaction and both are excellent with whole grain rice or bread.

One uncongenial guest can ruin a dinner more easily than a poor salad, and that is saying a great deal.

He makes his cook his merit, and the world visits his dinners and not him.

I met Elton John at an Interview dinner, and we just sort of became friends. He's got such a wicked sense of humor.

Things it is not polite to discuss at the dinner table: politics, religion, and the walking dead.

Dinner is to a day what dessert is to dinner.

I didn't want to come in the movie every so often, every 20 minutes saying, 'Dinner is served, would you like coffee?'

I like to be able to wear something that is appropriate for wherever the day takes me: to work, on a hike and then out to dinner. I like to take the formality out of the day’s schedule and be ready for any off-road detour.