Donkey Quotes

I thought you'd rather have a live donkey than a dead lion.

If a donkey bray at you, don't bray at him.

Leadership: Lions led by donkeys.

Learning without wisdom is a load of books on a donkey's back.

A unicorn is a donkey from the future

When it comes to pinning blame, pin the tail on the donkeys.

The carrot and the stick are prevasive and persuasive motivators. But if you treat people like donkeys, they will perform like donkeys.

Never take advice from a donkey.

All the donkeys I knew had small ears!

Have you ever seen a donkey smelling a beautiful rose? Donkeys aren't interested in roses, they like thorn bushes or watermelon rinds!

There is no glory in outstripping donkeys.

Donkeys live a long time. None of you has ever seen a dead donkey.

The mouse is a fair treat but this one would talk the hind legs off a donkey.

Donkeys have the courage to bray after the death of a lion. (not meant to glorify carnivorous practice).

I was in a Nativity play as a kid. Back then, I played the donkey.

There's over 2000 donkeys in this tournament and I had to be at the table with none of them.

Until the Donkey tried to clear The Fence, he thought himself a Deer.

Hurry no man's cattle; you may come to own a donkey yourself

Rationality went down the drain donkey's years ago and hasn't been seen since.

Eeyore, the old grey donkey, stood by the side of the stream and looked at himself in the water. "Pathetic," he said. "That's what it is. Pathetic."

A donkey appears to me like a horse translated into Dutch.

Genghis Miliband roars up to the despatch box like a caged donkey.

It is now your duty to hone that talent, because a person who wastes his God-given talents is a donkey.

It takes a certain type of person to register your 'Donkey Kong' score. So I'm just number 29 in registered Donkey Kong scores.

It doesn't matter! From waist down, my best friend is a donkey.