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Unicorn Quotes

Always be yourself, unless you can be a unicorn. Then, always be a unicorn.

Always be yourself, unless you can be a unicorn. Then, always be a unicorn.

Jaime Murray
Being Yourself, Pirate, Unicorn
"Jaime Murray’s ‘Defiance’: ‘be yourself, unless you can be a unicorn’". Interview with Heather Courtney Quinn, hollywoodjournal.com. June 27, 2013.

Now I will believe that there are unicorns.

William Shakespeare
Believe, Unicorn, Tempest
William Shakespeare, Samuel Johnson (1765). “The Plays of William Shakespeare in Eight Volumes: With the Corrections and Illustrations of Various Commentators; to which are Added Notes by Sam Johnson”, p.58

We are not always what we seem, and hardly ever what we dream.

Peter S. Beagle
Dream, Unicorn, Broken Dreams
Peter S. Beagle (1968). “The Last Unicorn”, Roc

The last unicorn lived in a lilac wood, and she lived all alone.

Peter S. Beagle
Woods, Lasts, Unicorn
Peter S. Beagle (1968). “The Last Unicorn”, Roc

Sleep is like the unicorn - it is rumored to exist, but I doubt I will see any

Dr. Seuss
Sleep, Doubt, Unicorn

Unicorns are real and emo is imaginary.

Mikey Way
Emo, Real, Unicorn

Life's not easy for unicorns, you know. We're a dying breed.

Meg Cabot
Dying, Unicorn, Easy
Twitter post from Jan 30, 2014

...no place is more enchanted than where a unicorn has been born.

Peter S. Beagle
Unicorn, Enchanted, Born

The unicorn is a mythical beast.

James Thurber
Mythical Beasts, Unicorn, Beast
James Thurber (1996). “James Thurber: Writings & Drawings (including The Secret Life of Walter Mitty)”, p.587, Library of America

Logic must no more admit a unicorn than zoology can.

Bertrand Russell
Unicorn, Logic, Zoology
Bertrand Russell (2007). “Introduction to Mathematical Philosophy”, p.169, Spokesman Books

It's like learning to ride a unicorn. You never forget.

Eoin Colfer
Fowl, Unicorn, Never Forget

A legend - now I am like a unicorn.

Jean Giraud
Legends, Unicorn

A unicorn is a donkey from the future

Joe Rogan
Unicorn, Donkey

Everything today has been heavy and brown. Bring me a Unicorn to ride about the town.

Anne Morrow Lindbergh
Today, Towns, Unicorn
ANNE MORROW LINDBERGH (1973). “BRING ME A UNICORN”

It would have been nice to have had unicorns.

Tom Stoppard
Nice, Unicorn, Has Beens

A happy ending cannot come in the middle of the story

William Shakespeare
Stories, Unicorn, Happy Endings

I thought unicorns were more . . . Fluffy.

Terry Pratchett
Fluffy, Unicorn

The mist hung in the air like a prancing unicorn.

Graham Joyce
Air, Unicorn, Mist

God himself must needs be traduced, if there is no unicorn in the world.

Edward Topsell
Needs, World, Unicorn
Edward Topsell (1967). “The History of Four-footed Beasts and Serpents and Insects”

I would compete in unicorn back riding! Why? Because we are from the same fairytale.

Sasha Pivovarova
Riding, Fairytale, Unicorn

There is something about riding a unicorn, for those people who still can, which is unlike any other experience: exhilarating, and intoxicating, and fine.

Neil Gaiman
People, Riding, Unicorn
Neil Gaiman (2007). “Neil Gaiman and Charles Vess's Stardust: Being a Romance Within the Realms of Faerie”, Vertigo

Don't you love it that Prince doesn't use Twitter? Don't you think he's somewhere on a unicorn?

Bruno Mars
Thinking, Use, Unicorn

What use is wizardry if it cannot save a Unicorn?

Peter S. Beagle
Use, Wizardry, Unicorn
Peter S. Beagle (2003). “A fine and private place: The last unicorn”

We welcome all republican endorsements, no question. We'd be happy to have that. We'd be happy to have more fair treatment in the media. But I'm not going to find unicorns on my doorstep tomorrow either.

Kellyanne Conway
Media, Tomorrow, Unicorn

Everyone says social media is a unicorn, but maybe it’s just a horse?

Jay Baer
Horse, Media, Unicorn

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