Dumb Quotes - Page 14

I'm convinced the Beatles are partly responsible for the fall of Communism.

I don't know, man, I guess I'm gonna fade into Bolivian.

I guess I'm gonna fade into Bolivian.

The sun has been there for 500, 600 years.

I am dumb when it comes to learning dance steps.

Idiots, the lame, the blind, the dumb, are men in whom the devils have established themselves: and all the physicians who heal these infirmities, as though they proceeded from natural causes, are ignorant blockheads.

I'm pretty cautious and not very athletic, so I've only had really dumb injuries, like sprained ankles and allergic reactions. I did have to go to the hospital after slicing my finger while trying to cut a Kaiser roll in half.

Cow protection means protection of the weak, the helpless, the dumb and the deaf.

Dress like Britney Spears and think like me, and everything will be fine.

If you call painting dumb poetry, the painter may call poetry blind painting.

The big trouble with dumb bastards is that they are too dumb to believe there is such a thing as being smart.

The day is done. I'm having fun. I think I'm dumb. Or maybe just happy.

But I remember one thing: it wasn't me that started acting deaf; it was people that first started acting like I was too dumb to hear or see or say anything at all

Somebody gets to be smart and somebody gets to be dumb. If we win, it'll be because of the president. And if we lose, it'll be because of me.

Dumb dog. I bought a dog whistle. He won't use it.

Hollywood has the idea that movies have to be dumb. But especially movies for or about teenagers have to be really dumb!

America is dumb, it's like a dumb puppy that has big teeth that can bite and hurt you, aggressive.

To make us a terrorist target in a region that is full of terrorism is dumb and unforgiveable.

With silence only as their benediction, God's angels come Where in the shadow of a great affliction, The soul sits dumb!

I'm going to be honest with you - I don't know a lot about Cuba's healthcare system. Is it a government-run system?

Eskimos are uncivilised because they don't have any shops.

When you're onstage and the audience is smiling and singing and bopping along and you're all on the same level, it's the best feeling in the world. It may sound dumb and corny to say it, but it's like pure love.

I always said it was to be dumb enough to do what Marlon Perkins said to do.

Working with Jim Carrey is an absolute gas. I have never laughed so hard for so long. Had he been on-board for the sequel of Dumb & Dumber, I would've jumped on, with no hesitation.

Happens to me all the time...People are always underestimating my dumbness.