Cows Quotes

To my utter astonishment I saw an airship descending over my cow lot. It was occupied by six of the strangest beings I ever saw. They were jabbering together, but we could not understand a word they said.

I knew the profanity used up and down my street would not go over the air... So I trained myself to say 'Holy Cow' instead.

Life has got a habit of not standing hitched. You got to ride it like you find it. You got to change with it. If a day goes by that don't change some of your old notions for new ones, that is just about like trying to milk a dead cow.

The mere brute pleasure of reading - the sort of pleasure a cow must have in grazing.

I don't like looking back. I'm always constantly looking forward. I'm not the one to sort of sit and cry over spilt milk. I'm too busy looking for the next cow.

All the really good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow.

Practically every food you buy in a store for consumption by humans is genetically modified food. There are no wild, seedless watermelons. There’s no wild cows.

Single-mindedness is all very well in cows or baboons; in an animal claiming to belong to the same species as Shakespeare, it is simply disgraceful.

Every time you have a glass of cow milk, some calf is not.

"You got beef, bring your cow, I will cattle you"

Nothing is worse than being alone on the evening of the day when one's cow has exploded.

Feeling insignificant because the universe is large has exactly the same logic as feeling inadequate for not being a cow.

Anybody who plays the stock market not as an insider is like a man buying cows in the moonlight.

I sometimes think, would I drink the milk from the breast of a woman I don't know? No. So I think, why would I drink it from a cow?

If you're eating or drinking something made from cow's milk, it's because a calf chained in a box somewhere isn't.

Sacred cows make the tastiest hamburger.

Despotic governments can stand 'moral force' till the cows come home; what they fear is physical force.

Mankind has a free will; but it is free to milk cows and to build houses, nothing more.

If God didn't want us to eat cows, why are they made out of meat?

Steak is delicious and cows are stupid.

There's nothing like sitting back and talking to your cows.

The path of my life is strewn with cow pats from the devil's own satanic herd!

A lady came up to me on the street and pointed at my suede jacket. 'You know a cow was murdered for that jacket?' she sneered. I replied in a psychotic tone, 'I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have kill you too.

What good is a cow that neither gives milk nor conceives? Similarly, what is the value of the birth of a son if he becomes neither learned nor a pure devotee of the Lord?

Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.