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Eight Quotes - Page 51

You know you've completely descended into madness when the matter of shampoo has ascended to philosophical heights.

Elizabeth Wurtzel (2014). “Prozac Nation: Young and Depressed in America”, p.267, Houghton Mifflin Harcourt

Eating crappy food isn't a reward -- it's a punishment.

FaceBook post by Drew Carey from Feb 27, 2013

He shifted his weight from foot to foot, but it was equally uncomfortable on each.

Douglas Adams (2012). “The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: The Trilogy of Five”, p.18, Pan Macmillan