Engineers Quotes

Beaver do better work than the Corps of Engineers.

The writer is the engineer of the human soul.

I am such a gearhead. In my recording studio, I personally engineer and edit everything on computers.

You never see girls running after engineers.

I own me, and therefore, I can engineer me. I am me, and I am Okay.

The amateur software engineer is always in search of magic.

A scientist describes what is. An engineer creates what never was.

God is a hacker, not an engineer

Great engineers are a huge multiplier.

A scientist builds in order to learn; an engineer learns in order to build.

When valuing a startup, add $500k for every engineer, and subtract $250k for every MBA.

Failure is Central to engineering. Every single calculation that an engineer makes is a failure calculation.

Don't make me out to be an artist. I am an engineer. I am after the facts, only the facts.

An engineer cannot participate in irrationality.

Time is only linear for engineers and referees.

Everybody is headed for the same place, and they are headed on the same train, and under the same engineer.

Any good software engineer will tell you that a compiler and an interpreter are interchangeable.

If something happened, like engineers starting to quit, things would go downhill fast.

I was Google's first woman engineer.

On the sixth day God saw He couldn't do it all, so He created ENGINEERS

Most of the work performed by a development engineer results in failure.

All our engineers are designers and all our designers are engineers.

Genetic engineers don't make new genes, they rearrange existing ones.

Scientists study physical things, then describe them; engineers describe physical things, then build them.

Engineers at General Motors have developed a revolutionary new engine whose only function is to lubricate itself.