me: just don't ask about his forty-three ex-boyfriends, okay? or ask him about why he's carrying around an axe. mom:... me: i'm kidding about the axe part.
On tour, its either call ex-boyfriends or tweet a lot. Youre just looking for any proof that youre not completely alone.
It's so hard to do and so easy to say but sometimes you just have to walk away
Everybody knows I have the ratchetest booty tattoo of an ex-boyfriend.
