Ex Boyfriend Quotes - Page 2

My boyfriends have all been as stoical as queen's guards. They'd been patient, committed, and dispassionate, and I'd had to really debase myself to extract any emotion, either grin or grimace, from them.

There's a guy out there who's going to be really happy that you didn't get back together with your crappy ex-boyfriend.

You've been here before, you already know how it goes, you chose this, you know, it's supposed to be over

Because my hands are rough and wrinkley, they are my least favourite feature. An ex-boyfriend used to call them 'Freddy Kreuger' fingers.

It doesn't take a miracle or a natural disaster to live in the world that you're after, the change is gonna happen to you

The phone rang, picked up, and the same male voice announced, “Chris Powers." "Hey there, Chris. Are you aware it's a felony to make threats over the phone?" To give Powers his fair due, he got over his shock within a split second. “Try it, asshole. I dare you. My lawyers will have you for lunch.” He clicked off again. I did what any red-blooded American male would do. I called my big, ex-cop ex-boyfriend.

I know, you love me and soon you will see, you were meant for me and I was meant for you

The skanky vamp biting for bucks on the dark end of state street is your ex boyfriend?" William asked. The look on William's face implied he hoped I washed after interacting with Parrish

I get so mad about ex-boyfriends, but if a boy hurts me, I don't write a song about it. They don't deserve it!

Rose, nothing in this world could make me hate you." "Not even trying to bring my ex-boyfriend back from the dead?

I can't figure it out yet, just how to make it perfect for you, but I'm closer than I was yesterday

I would be heavenly if baby you'd just rescue me now

I'll forget about you long enough to forget why I need to

We knew we were doomed. The kiss was a warm acceptance of years of bickering, years of me consuming foods that I found barely edible and Henry tidying up after someone who already thought she had tidied up. When I kissed Henry I wasn't imagining Ex-boyfriend #13; I was picturing Husband #1.

One of my mother's friends said to me, 'Your ex-boyfriends didn't stand a chance with you and your mother.' And I think I probably was unfair to them because she was the first person and the last person I called about every single thing. Sorry, ex-boyfriends.

I know. Life is so unfair. I'm still not going to pee on Karou's ex-boyfriend for you." "What? I wasn't even going to ask you to." In her most reasonable tone, Zuzana explained explained, "I just want you to pee in a balloon so I can drop it on him.

Nick as in my former boyfriend Nick. Ex-rat, ex-boyfriend, ex-alive if I ever got hold of him Nick.

We linked hands—my ex-boyfriend, my boyfriend, and my former friend-then-enemy-then friend and I—and walked through a door to see if maybe empty carbs were good for something after all.

They like their coffee like they like their ex-boyfriends: bitter.

My ex-boyfriend can round last night, which was weird because I didn't know he was in a coma.

Dreams last so long, even after you're gone

In my twenties, my dad was paying half my rent and my ex boyfriend was paying the other half. I wasn't in a good place!

You ever get any death threats? How about ex-husbands or ex-boyfriends? You run over anyone recently?” ~ Morelli

Fletcher was always going to be your ex-boyfriend, from the moment you met him. He's just finally caught up with where he's supposed to be.

I don't like when performers rag on their ex-girlfriend or ex-boyfriend in absentia. If they're not there, it just feels rude... I'm never going to say anything personal about myself on stage. That's my new goal.