Matt Groening Quotes

You should listen to your heart, and not the voices in your head.

Keep your expectations tiny you'll go through life not so whiney.

Living creatively is really important to maintain throughout your life. And living creatively doesn't mean only artistic creativity, although that's part of it. It means being yourself, not just complying with the wishes of other people.

My standard comment is, If you don't want your kids to be like Bart Simpson, don't act like Homer Simpson.

When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all.

Families are about love overcoming emotional torture.

I'd be vegetarian if bacon grew on trees

Everybody is clever, just in their own ways

I believe that children are our future. Unless we stop them now.

Well, most grown-ups forget what it was like to be a kid. I vowed that I would never forget.

Part of the fun of being alive is knowing that you're annoying the hell out of someone else.

Warning signs that lover is bored: 1. Passionless kisses 2. Frequent sighing 3. Moved, left no forwarding address.

A lot of people believe that if everybody just did what they were told - obeyed - everything would be fine. But that's not what life is all about. That's not real. It's never going to happen.

The world ends when I die. And as far as I'm concerned, the rest of the universe might as well call it a day too.

If God didn't want us to eat cows, why are they made out of meat?

Son, if you really want something in life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers.

English? Who needs that? I'm never going to England.

Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun.

I promise I'll do anything for you, especialy if it's easy. Homer Simpson

The entire world of grown-ups is corrupt and stupid.

You know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like women. You just have to read the manual and press the right button.

God often gives nuts to toothless people.

No matter how good you are at something, there's always about a million people better than you.

You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on." Homer Simpson

You know, I've been thinking. Everyone makes peanut butter and jelly sandwiches but usually the jelly drips out all over the side and the guy's hands get all sticky. But your jelly stays right in the middle where it's supposed to. I don't know how you do it? You just got a gift, I guess. I've always thought so. I've just never mentioned it. But it's time you knew how I feel. I don't believe in keeping feelings bottled up. Goodbye, my wife.