Ex Boyfriend Quotes

When your ex says ‘You’ll never find anyone like me’. Say ‘that’s the point’.

I am a dreamer but when I wake, you can't break my spirit, it's my dreams you take

Boys say they don't mind how you get your hair done. But then they leave you for someone with really great standard girl hair and the next thing you know you're alone with a masculine crop crying into your granola.

I seldom think about my limitations, and they never make me sad. Perhaps there is just a touch of yearning at times; but it is vague, like a breeze among flowers.

I collect ex-boyfriends -- and more than five, at last count.

But don't ever call her ex-boyfriends by his name.

Do not judge men by mere appearances; for the light laughter that bubbles on the lip often mantles over the depths of sadness, and the serious look may be the sober veil that covers a divine peace and joy.

It may be over but it won't stop there, I am here for you if you'd only care

Sooner or later we'll be looking back on everything and we'll laugh about it like we knew what all was happening

You never date someone's ex-boyfriend. Period. That's not even the unspoken rule - that's the spoken rule.

It's probably a bad indicator of your lifestyle when you miss your ex-boyfriend because he's absolutely lethal.

You started like a saint and now you've finished like a thief

My feeling is, if a dog is that hard up to break free, let it go. It's like a boyfriend who wants to break up. We all know the old adage "If you set someone free, and he never comes back, then he was never yours." I understand the main fear with setting dogs loose is they could get hit by a car, but so could an ex boyfriend. That's just a chance you have to take.

And if I'm being honest, I don't think I have an ex-boyfriend who would have something mean to say about me.

Everyone has the bully or the mean girl or the ex-boyfriend who tried to bring them down.

Forever always seems to be around when it begins, but forever never seems to be around when it ends

I'd rather sit in bed and watch TV. All of my ex-boyfriends, of course, not Paris, would be like, 'What's the problem? You're so not sexual.'

I mean everybody's got ex-boyfriends and girlfriends. Everybody's got baggage.

It's amazing, the look in your eyes, like you could save me, but you won't even try

I've given you my best, why does she get the best of you?

You live, you learn, you love, you learn, you cry, you learn, you lose, you learn, you bleed, you learn, you scream, you learn

Are there moments when I see unrequited crushes or ex-boyfriends slow dancing with their dates and kind of want to stab myself in the spleen with a salad fork? Yeah, sure.

For me, once I've worked on something and it's finished, it's like an ex-boyfriend: you don't go back to them.

We're waiting for something to change into something worth waiting for

I've surfed once in the gulf. I wouldn't really call it surfing. It was like an ex-boyfriend pushing me into the waves or something. That was my limited experience.