Fool Quotes - Page 5

Not all men (and especially the wisest) share the opinion that it is bad for women to be educated. But it is very true that many foolish men have claimed this because it displeased them that women knew more than they did.

He who takes offense when no offense is intended is a fool, and he who takes offense when offense is intended is a greater fool.

Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.

As the fear of God is the beginning of wisdom, so the denial of God is the height of foolishness.

A fool I am and I'll always be. They can change their minds, but they can't change me.

The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded.

Anybody who claims to be excited for April Fools' Day is probably a sociopath.

All the gang of those who rule us Hope our quarrels never stop Helping them to split and fool us So they can remain on top.

If you have ever prayed in the dawn you will ask yourself why you were so foolish as not to do it always: it is difficult to get into communion with God in the midst of the hurly-burly of the day.

I AM NOT PAYING FOR SOME CRACKPOT OLD FOOL TO TEACH HIM MAGIC TRICKS!" yelled Uncle Vernon. Hagrid seized his pink umbrella and whirled it over his head "NEVER -" he thundered "- INSULT -ALBUS -DUMBLEDORE - IN - FRONT - OF - ME!

Fools, your reward is neither here nor there.

After you make a fool of yourself a few hundred times, you learn what works.

Art is the proper task of life.

Preaching Christianity to skeptics without first setting out the praeambula fidei [preambles of faith], and then complaining when they don’t accept it, is like yelling in English at someone who only speaks Chinese, and then dismissing him as a fool when he doesn’t understand you. In both cases, while there is certainly a fool in the picture, it isn’t the listener.

Anti-Semitism is the socialism of fools.

If you did not know at age five that the gods are made up beings and the myths made up stories, you are a fool.

The best way to get away from a crisis and yet hold on the reins without performance is to find a godfather who would save you at crisis and fool the entire world..This is how it has worked for me.

To be led by a fool is to be led by the opportunists who control the fool.

But what if we are dealing with fools?

Now as before, women must refuse to be meek and guileful, for truth cannot be served by dissimulation. Women who fancy that they manipulate the world by pussy power and gentle cajolery are fools. It is slavery to have to adopt such tactics.

I fooled around and fell in love.

Fools follow rules when the set commands ya...

You can fool most of the people most of the time.

I respect orders but I respect myself too and I do not obey foolish rules made especially to humiliate me.

I was born with the courage to live. Only those are unwise who have never dared to be fools.