Football Quotes - Page 16

Ultra high speed slow mo.

Most goals are scored between the posts.

Beer and Rugby are more or less synonymous.

A football team is like a piano. You need eight men to carry it and three who can play the damn thing.

The thing about goalscorers is that they score goals.

I can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel.

If you don't play well, you have a bad game or a nightmare you know that the amount of coverage is worldwide.

Ji-Sung Park is probably not as young as he was when he arrived at Old Trafford all those years ago.

In football, there were drinks available everywhere you looked. On a golf tournament, you could find one free anywhere you wanted it. In tennis and NBA basketball, everybody had a hospitality suite, and so you could go there and load up if you wanted to.

Hey, we're like soldiers. Would you go to the Roman army and ask them if they thought they were going to win the battle? If I didn't think we could win, I wouldn't be here. I'd stay home and get fat.

Mario Balotelli is like Marmite, you either love him or hate him. Me? I'm in between.

When you have a problem, rules don't solve your problem. It's caring and education.

It's now much more 50-50 in favour of Everton.

In football, like in life, you must learn to play within the rules of the game.

Most football players are temperamental. That's 90 percent temper and 10 percent mental.

Even if there was a hand, it was the hand of God.

It's headed away by John Clark, using his head.

I do not play football, I score goals.

It's not about the long ball or the short ball, it's about the right ball.

When you hang with a bunch of 300-pound linemen, you tend to find the places that are the greasiest and serve the most food.

Alan Smith... very much a striker, by reputation... and by fact

I fell in love with football as I was later to fall in love with women: suddenly, inexplicably, uncritically, giving no thought to the pain or disruption it would bring with it.

What Carew does with a football, I can do with an orange.

As you travel around medieval England you will come across a sport described by some contemporaries as 'abominable ... more common, undignified and worthless than any other game, rarely ending but with some loss, accident or disadvantage to the players themselves'. This is football.

My knees look like they lost a knife fight with a midget.