Fortune Cookie Quotes - Page 2

Warning: fortune cookies don't care what happens to you.

Forget goals. Value the process.

Which reminds me of a fortune cookie: you often find your destiny on the path you take to avoid it.

At the state dinner for Chinese President Hu Jintao, Hu opened a fortune cookie that said, 'You will lend us another trillion dollars.'

I cannot read a fortune cookie without breaking down and crying. I am sensitive.

Love of action is not industry.

Outward success alienates a man from himself.

What thought or message would you put in a fortune cookie? "Stop reading this. Eat the cookie and live your life.

Once I opened up a fortune cookie and inside was the guy's cheque next to me I said hey buddy I got your cheque he said thanks.

Most Americans don't know enough about basic economics to fill out one fortune cookie.

Good places for aphorisms: in fortune cookies, on bumper stickers, and on banners flying over the Palace of Free Advice.

For children is there any happiness which is not also noise?

Twitter... 140 character limit... must be a great tool for fortune cookie writers.

You're not very good at being contemplative," Milo said. "You always sound like some bad caricature of a philosopher, like those fortune cookies with 'Confucius say' or the Nietzsche guy from Mystery Men that's always saying 'when you walk on the ground, the ground walks on you.