Fortune Cookie Quotes

He who laughs at himself never runs out of things to laugh at.

If, even as the price to be paid for a fifth vote, I ever joined an opinion for the Court that began: 'The Constitution promises liberty to all within its reach, a liberty that includes certain specific rights that allow persons, within a lawful realm, to define and express their identity,' I would hide my head in a bag. The Supreme Court of the United States has descended from the disciplined legal reasoning of John Marshall and Joseph Story to the mystical aphorisms of the fortune cookie.

The journey of a thousand miles begins with one step.

If you have a lemon; make lemonade.

Purpose, pattern, and people, the three P's at the heart of life.

The best way to make children good is to make them happy.

If we followed our own advice, we'd be successful.

A long life may not be good enough, but a good life is long enough.

What you earn depends on what you learn.

Wealth can't buy heath, but heath can buy wealth.

Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last.

Always tell the truth - it's the easiest thing to remember.

Successful salesman: someone who has found a cure for the common cold shoulder.

One starts to get young at the age of sixty and then it is too late.

God's promises are not fortune cookies. We do not use them in order to get a spiritual "fix" for the day.

Service is what life is all about.

I just got a fortune cookie that says "Turn off your computer and read a book" which is odd because I'm WRITING a book...on my computer!

Be wise with speed; a fool at forty is a fool indeed.

Success can corrupt; usefulness can only exalt.

Success is never final.

It's better to have a bad plan then no plan at all.

The final act of business judgment is intuitive.

Fortune cookies are a good idea. If the message is positive, it can make your day a little better.

Everything bows to success, even grammar.

Success, remember is the reward of toil.