Gambling Quotes - Page 6

If you're addicted to gambling, you know where to go to gamble. So, if you have a condition where you're addicted to sex, you know where other that are looking for the same thing are going.

The movies we love and admire are to some extent a function of who we are when we see them.

Fortune knocks at every man's door once in a life.

In most betting shops you will see three windows marked 'Bet Here', but only one window with the legend 'Pay Out'.

The consequences of inflation are malinvestment, waste, a wanton redistribution of wealth and income, the growth of speculation and gambling, immorality and corruption, disillusionment, social resentment, discontent, upheaval and riots, bankruptcy, increased government controls, and eventual collapse.

Norm MacDonald is here - one of the funniest people ever. Norm's got a giant gambling problem. He's dropped more coin in a casino than Michael J. Fox at a parking meter.

There are three ways to spoil a public man: women, gambling, and listening to experts. The first is the pleasantest, the second is the fastest, but the third is the most certain.

Everything makes me nervous - except making films.

War is the gambling table of governments, and citizens the dupes of the game.

I must complain the cards are ill shuffled till I have a good hand.

The greatest advantage in gambling lies in not playing at all.

Whisky, gambling and Ferraris are better than housework.

European lotteries are the tax on fools.

Movies are something people see all over the world because there is a certain need for it.

I love Vegas. God knows that I know how to find my way around the buffets in Las Vegas.

Gambling is the great leveller. All men are equal- at cards.

Today, if you look at financial systems around the globe, more than half the population of the world - out of six billion people, more than three billion - do not qualify to take out a loan from a bank. This is a shame.

The fear of being laughed at makes cowards of us all.

Horse sense is the instinct that keeps horses from betting on men.

Hold'em is to stud what chess is to checkers.

It's like gambling somehow. You go out for a night of drinking and you don't know where your going to end up the next day. It could work out good or it could be disastrous. It's like the throw of the dice.

A film is a petrified fountain of thought.

At gambling, the deadly sin is to mistake bad play for bad luck.

The lucky person passes for a genius.

He was so honest you could play craps with him over the phone.