Gambling Quotes - Page 9

The only exercise I get is walking to the betting office.

I know a little bit about handicapping. If the horse has an IV, you want to stay - away from it.

There's an electrical thing about movies.

The next best thing to gambling and winning is gambling and losing.

I love blackjack. But I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semi circle.

The rulers of the country generally believed that betting eliminates strikes. Men had to work in order to gamble.

Gambling is legal and betting is legal, for what I bet.

I do not have a problem, I enjoy gambling, but I think people are trying to make it seem like I have a problem, because people really don't know.

I want people to understand, gambling is not a bad thing if you do it within the framework of what it's meant to be, which is fun and entertaining.

Baccarat is a game whereby the croupier gathers in money with a flexible sculling oar, then rakes it home. If I could have borrowed his oar I would have stayed.

All gamblers are paranoid, though they call it superstition.

For every dollar of revenue generated by gambling, taxpayers must pay at least $3 in increased criminal justice costs, social welfare expenses, high regulatory costs, and increased infrastructure expenditures

The gambling interests like to point to the construction jobs, but those jobs go away

Legalized gambling is the leading cause of bankruptcy

My last piece of advice to the degenerate slot player who thinks he can beat the one-armed bandit consists of four little words: It can't be done.

Just as outlawing alcohol did not work in the 1920s, current attempts to prohibit online gambling will not work, either.

It is possible that a wise and good man may be prevailed on to game; but it is impossi∣ble that a professed gamester should be a wise and good man.

Tear man out of his outward circumstances; and what he then is; that only is he.

Remember this, folks - I am a Hillbilly, and I don't always Bet the same way I talk. Good advice is one thing, but smart gambling is quite another.

Curst is the wretch enslaved to such a vice, Who ventures life and soul upon the dice.

Gaming is a vice the more dangerous as it is deceitful; and, contrary to every other species of luxury, flatters its votaries with the hopes of increasing their wealth; so that avarice itself is so far from securing us against its temptations that it often betrays the more thoughtless and giddy part of mankind into them.

I'll tell you how to beat the gambling in Las Vegas. When you get off the airplane, walk right into the propeller.

There are three way of courting ruin -- women, gambling, and calling in technicians.

The best bet you get is an even break.

I wanted to do an episode about Chuck having a gambling problem. I wanted to portray my addiction on the show. But I think it's a little edgy for Saturday night.