Garlic Quotes

I had rather live with cheese and garlic in a windmill.

Without garlic I simply would not care to live.

You can never have too much, butter.

You can never have too much money.

You can never have enough garlic. With enough garlic, you can eat The New York Times.

Garlic bread - it's the future, I've tasted it.

If you thought eighth grade was tough, try it with fangs and a fear of garlic.

Stop and smell the garlic! That's all you have to do.

Not me, paranoia's the garlic in life's kitchen, right, you can never have too much.

Peace and happiness, begin, geographically, where garlic is used in cooking.

I love garlic, and I use it often.

A plot without action is like pasta without garlic, like Dolly Parton without cleavage, and like a writer without his similes.

Animals have rights, to be smothered with garlic and butter!

We have garlic days, and onion days. You know what they're cooking.

Our lives are full of stress. Some meditate, some walk, some sing and dance. Nature offers us garlic, maitake and hibiscus to relieve stress

A garlic caress is stimulating. A garlic excess soporific.

What do you think? Young women of rank eat - you will never guess what - garlick!

Do not eat garlic or onions; for their smell will reveal that you are a peasant.

After waking up, I take my vitamins and eat fruit or, sometimes, bread with garlic, which is good for your health.

If you like garlic, you'll like ramps.

Following the Romanian tradition, garlic is used in excess to keep the vampires away.

Garlic, like perfume, must be used with discretion and on the proper occasions.

I am very moody when I cook. I cook according to the way I feel at the moment. A little of this, a little of that, and almost always a coupcon of garlic. I never proceed by the rules.

If you can smell garlic, everything is all right.

If stakes and garlic were the top two things that could kill a vampire, ninth grade gym was a close third.