Cheese Quotes

Because you don't live near a bakery doesn't mean you have to go without cheesecake.

I had rather live with cheese and garlic in a windmill.

I argued that I didn't have any of the attributes to pose for cheesecake. I said I would have to make good on my acting ability, which was the only attribute I could offer.

Pasta with melted cheese is the one thing I could eat over and over again.

I don’t even have money for a cheeseburger!

If there's cheesecake in the house, I'll have some.

I suspect music is auditory cheesecake, an exquisite confection crafted to tickle the sensitive spots of... our mental faculties.

The advantage of the cauliflower is that if all else fails, you can always cover it with melted cheese and eat it.

Sometimes I thank God... for cheeseburgers.

Sometimes it's good just to be seduced by the particular cheeses spread out in front of you on a cheese counter.

I love macaroni and cheese. I could eat it every meal of the day.

Dessert without cheese is like a beauty with only one eye

Tacos." "Tacos?" I echoed. This seemed to amuse him. "Tomatoes, lettuce, cheese." "I know what a taco is!

Bless this highly nutritious microwavable macaroni and cheese dinner and the people who sold it on sale. Amen.

My whole family is lactose intolerant and when we take pictures we can't say cheese.

Photography is like making cheese. It takes a hell of a lot of milk to make a small amount of cheese just like it takes a hell of a lot of photos to get a good one.

The only way cheese is dessert is when it's followed by the word cake.

He is the cheese to my macaroni.

I don't have much patience for people who are self-conscious about the act of eating, and it irritates me when someone denies themselves the pleasure of a bloody hunk of steak or a pungent French cheese because of some outdated nonsense about what's appropriate or attractive.

Cheeseburger in paradise!

To me, life without veal stock, pork fat, sausage, organ meat, demi-glace, or even stinky cheese is a life not worth living.

Me and my cheeseburgers are insane.

Its diamonds in your pockets one week, macaroni and cheese the next.

If it's not too late, make it a cheese-burger

Age is something that doesn't matter unless you're a cheese