Giraffe Quotes

Well as giraffes say, you don't get no leaves unless you stick your neck out.

Evolution is so creative. That's how we got giraffes.

This is the greatest discovery of the scientific enterprise: You take hydrogen gas, and you leave it alone, and it turns into rosebuds, giraffes and humans.

However much you know giraffes, to see one in the wild for the first time feels prehistoric.

A penguin cannot become a giraffe, so just be the best penguin you can be.

I'd hate to be a giraffe with a sore throat.

Why didn't evolution make a giraffe good at carpentry so it could build a ladder?

A bit of advice: never read a pop-up book about giraffes.

A man is born an artist as a hippopotamus is born a hippopotamus; and you can no more make yourself one than you can make yourself a giraffe.

Did you ever see a giraffe? It is like something from between the regions of truth and fiction.

I was once kissed on the lips by a giraffe, and I don't think I've ever got over it.

You need that guy like a giraffe needs strep throat.

Jason said, "Yes. Gerard T. Giraffe." What does the 'T' stand for?" 'The.

Hyypia rises like a giraffe to head the ball clear

The man who believes in giraffes would swallow anything.