Goats Quotes - Page 2

You can't ride home on a bowl of goat.

Don't worry, goat boy. The milkman is dead.

Love is not love, without a violin playing goat.

Those who restrain desire, do so because theirs is weak enough to be restrained.

Percy looked at Coach Hedge and Frank. “A trap?” “Probably,” Frank said. “She’s not mortal,” Hedge said, sniffing the air. “Probably some kind of goat-eating, demigod-destroying fiend from Tartarus.” “No doubt,” Percy agreed. “Awesome.” Hedge grinned. “Let’s go.

Goat screaming videos are hilarious.

It kind of sounds like the noise a goat would make if you punched it in the face.

Political men, like goats, usually thrive best among inequalities.

I make big shots everywhere. I get accustomed to it. I'm not afraid to be the goat. I don't worry about what you (reporters) say about me in the papers. In fact, I like it. It tickles me.

I ain't gonna be no escape-goat!

Happiness isn't happiness unless there's a violin-playing goat.

I want to go about like the light-footed goats.

Well, only Japanese may understand it, but I'm like a goat or something that likes high places.

Fourteen-year-old, why must you giggle and dote, Fourteen-year-old, why are you such a goat? I'm fourteen years old, that is the reason, I giggle and dote in season.

No, Michael, I do not trust you on a boat, I do not trust you on a goat. I do not trust you here. I do not trust you there. I do not trust you anywhere.

No matter how much I wanted all those things that I needed money to buy, there was some devilish current pushing me off in another direction -- toward anarchy and poverty and craziness. That maddening delusion that a man can lead a decent life without hiring himself out as a Judas Goat.

Shagga son of Dolf likes this not. Shagga will go with the boyman, and if the boyman lies, Shagga will chop off his manhood-" "-and feed it to the goats, yes," Tyrion said wearily.

Poetry is a plan for a slit in the face of a bronze fountain goat and the path of fresh drinking water.

The blood of a goat will shatter a diamond.

When a goat likes a book, the whole book is gone, and the meaning has to go find an author again.

Fine. Somebody else can arrange to get the stupid goat knocked up.

Your mother was a goatherder. (Savitar) It’s an honorable profession. (Takeshi) Yeah, for a goat. (Savitar)

I am a mountain goat that keeps going and going and going, I cannot be stopped, I just keep going.

Besides, Southerners are hospitable. They'll probably offer me lemonade." Excuse me? You're going to sit on a porch and drink lemonade while I plow a swamp with a goat's horn?" Yes, ma'am. And I aim to wear my seamless shirt while you do it.

the old fellow seemed to spot deceit as if it reeked like a goat.