Goats Quotes

I was a black sheep, but now I'm just a goat

The goat's business is none of the sheep's concern.

Whatever gets your goat gets your attention. Whatever gets your attention gets your time. Whatever gets your time gets you. Whatever gets you becomes your master. Take care, lest a little thing horn in and get your goat

But you cannot have harmony without a commitment to ethical behavior. It's the fence that keeps out the goats that will eat all the young shoots in your garden.

Bring me coffee before I turn into a goat!

A good way to lose weight is to put salt on your ass and go to a petting zoo. But stay away from goats because I've seen them fornicate with a mail box.

Ideas are easy. It's the execution of ideas that really separates the sheep from the goats.

What really got my goat at MGM were comedians like The Marx Brothers who never wrote their own jokes.

Even goats may have starlight in their eyes.

They whipped us like a tied up goat.

Being a conservative on campus is like bing a goat amongst the taliban. You are never safe.

My misfortune is that I still resemble a man too much. I should liked to be wholly a beast like that goat. - Quasimodo

Redheaded women buck like goats.

If we didn't live venturously, plucking the wild goat by the beard, and trembling over precipices, we should never be depressed, I've no doubt; but already should be faded, fatalistic and aged.

One has fear in front of a goat, in back of a mule, and on every side of a fool

It is better to swallow a sheep or a goat than swallow what he has been swallowing.

I don't know how old I am because a goat ate the Bible that had my birth certificate in it. The goat lived to be twenty-seven.

A goat's a goat. Whether you sauté or barbeque it, it's still a goat.

If you are anything like me --- Clever, fond of goat cheese, and devilishly handsome --- then you have undoubtedly read many books.

Great sermon helped me to reflect on scape goats, forgiveness, revenge and the messiness of community. .. where I referenced this sermon. Thanks! Keep preaching the damn Gospel!

It's an Afghanistan goat, so it can't stay here, or else it'll choke on the sweet air of freedom.

We know the goats are imported because they don't speak English.

And I like pygmy goats, because they're just lovely, and ducks.

There was this billy goat at a movie studio who found and ate a can of film. When a nanny asked him how he liked it, he said, "It was all right but I liked the book better."

At these times, the things that troubled her seemed far away and unimportant: all that mattered was the hum of the bees and the chirp of birdsong, the way the sun gleamed on the edge of a blue wildflower, the distant bleat and clink of grazing goats.