Golf Quotes - Page 13

Golf is 20 percent talent and 80 percent management.

The only time I talk on the golf course is to my caddie. And then only to complain when he gives me the wrong club.

What abandoned course is that?

I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it.

My golf game is getting real good. Last week, I got through the windmill.

Guitar playing is very important to me. It's like golf to some other people; it's important to me that I play good.

Sex is the most fun you can have without smiling.

Once when I'd been in a lot of bunkers, my caddie told me he was getting blisters from raking so much.

The world's No. 1 tennis player spends 90 percent of his time winning, while the world's No. 1 golfer spends 90 percent of his time losing. Golfers are great losers.

Remember you have to be comfortable. Golf is not a life or death situation. It's just a game and should be treated as such. Stay loose.

Pawn endings are to Chess what putting is to golf

May thy ball lie in green pastures, and not in still waters.

It's so ridiculous to see a golfer with a one foot putt and everybody is saying "Shhh" and not moving a muscle. Then we allow nineteen year-old kids to face a game-deciding free throw with seventeen thousand people yelling.

Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today it's called golf.

It is the addition of strangeness to beauty that constitutes the romantic character in art.

Always throw your clubs ahead of you. That way you don't have to waste energy going back to pick them up.

I miss it, I miss it, I miss it, I make it.

To be a top-class athlete, you have to train hard, you have to eat right, you have to get enough rest. I feel the way golf is going nowadays, you have to treat yourself as an athlete.

Those years on the golf course as a caddie, boy, those people were something. They were vulgar, some were alcoholics, racist, they were very difficult people to deal with. A lot of them didn't have a sense of humor.

Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at it.

Concentration is a fine antidote to anxiety.

Never saw one worth a damn.

If it wasn't for golf, I'd probably be a caddie today.

Golf isn't a sport, it's a game. I'm not saying it's not a difficult game, with lots of mental stuff. But it's not a sport like mine. Where is the combat, the intensity of what we do?

If I needed advice from my caddie, he'd be hitting the shots and I'd be carrying the bag.